What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Are democrats eating crow?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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